8 Months and counting

With a gut larger than your average pub darts player it is a bit tricky to sit and blog...but I have nothing better to do at the moment.

Did you know there is a very good chance of crapping during labour? And this chance increases if your pregnancy is overdue? Is that not just cruel icing on the cake of pain...you spend most of your pregnancy struggling to do one, then when you really REALLY don't want to - there it is. For all to see.

Still it could be worse. I could be Katie Holmes.